Poem -

Old Chalky

There was a man called Chalky

He was actually very naughty

He swore alot,

smoked some pot

and then became quite gawky.

What could become of old chalky?

People did despair.

One day he wore flowers in his hair.

His Fathwr scoldedĀ 

His Mother folded,

And the townsfolk they did some walky talky.

''Did you see young Chalky?

He,s a bit queer.

Make sure you run when he gets near."'

But young Chalky could not help but be naughty,

He was getting close to forty

Never married.Stayed at home.

And eventually moved to Milwaukee.

And thats what became of old Chalky.

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