I Keep Shooting Blanks

When it comes to my wife, I sure don't get any thanks.

We're trying to have a baby but I keep shooting blanks.

We've been trying to have a baby for five years.

I'll never get her pregnant, that is how it appears.

It's frustrating and it's getting to be more than I can stand.

My wife says that because I shoot blanks, I'm not a real man.

We've recently been discussing going to a sperm bank.

We would've had a kid years ago if I wasn't shooting blanks.

(This is a fictional poem.)