Poem -

A Bad Sport!

A Bad Sport!

a limerick for AMBER LEGOWSKI

She claims she's "no golfer at all"
Though once, as she lined up the ball
Some guy dropped his house key
Which angered LEGOWSKI
So she left him horrificallyΒ mauled!!

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Jason Brown

For some reason, talking to AMBER always puts me in an odd, mischievous mood.
For her response (in verse, of course!), you should check out the Comment section of her latest poem. Well...you should check it out anyway, because she's fantastic!!

And how goes it with you, Lady DARKLY?

J xxx

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Deborah Evans

Hi Β J Β Very droll:-) I enjoyedΒ 
I Β Must go read Amber s poem tooΒ 
I am a fan of her workΒ 
Best wishes DebsΒ 
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Richard Waters

:) I always like a good limerick !

Used to read Spike Milligan's silly verses when first published (1970s). Loved his work !

Best wishes to you.

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Jason Brown

The limerick is a much maligned form, is it not?!

Thanks, Richard. In my defence, Amber literally challenged me to do it!!!

J ;)Β 

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