Linda Had A Brain Fart

Things went real well yesterday, at Linda’s first day on the job;
I had made some arrangements with her, to hear from my heart throb!
I told her to call me at 11 a.m., or a little later, if too busy;
I laid down on the sofa, and put the phone right next to me!
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11 a.m. came and went, I figured she was in a jam;
But by noon I was getting angry, didn’t she give a damn?
By 12:30 I got real worried, but I had promised not to call;
But at 1 p.m., I finally broke down, no longer could I stall!
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She answered on the second ring, saying she was worried sick about me;
I said, “The phone never rang one time, insane you’ve got to be”!
She replied “Just check your cell phone Honey, I’ve left you several messages”;
“But you haven’t answered one of them, and I’ve been in a nervous tizz”!
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I chuckled and said “My Darling, didn’t I tell you yesterday”?
“To call me on the home phone, my cell phone would be put away”!
She said “Oh my God I’m sorry, I’ve had a real brain fart”;
I answered “Not to worry sweetheart, you are a priceless work of art”!
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                               Sorry wrong number
                      Don’t call me on my cell phone
                               If you want to talk