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" THE LITTLE SHIT TRIPLETS "!?X

" THE LITTLE SHIT TRIPLETS "!?X

" THIS IS "IP" & "DIP" & I,M "DOG" - SHIT
WE ARE THE UGLIEST BORN TRIPLETS!
WE DIDNT HAVE NO CHOICE IN IT!
THE CLUE FOR YOU IS IN OUR NAME
BUT, WE WONT HANG OUR HEADS IN SHAME 
OUR DAD HAS ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE SHIT 
& HIM & OUR MA HAD A BIT
& US 3 WERE THE RESULT OF IT !
WE HAVE A SISTER, WHOSE ALSO A SHIT
THEY WERE SO HAPPY TO SEE A CLIT 
& SHE IS BEAUTIFUL & SO FIT!
SHE SLEEPS IN LUXURY
WE KIP IN THE SKIP
WE GOT TO CHOOSE TO BE "IP", "DIP" OR "DOG!"
& OUR SHIT OF A SISTER IS CALLED "BOG"
SHE IS THE ONLY 1 WHO EVER GETS A SNOG!
OUR DAD IS CALLED "KRAPPER"
& HIM & MA COULDNT BE HAPPIER
OUR MUM,S NAME IS "DI-AREA"
& THEY LOVE ALL US LITTLE SHITS, SO DEAR!
EVEN IF FOLK, DO THINK WERE A LITTLE QUEER?
WERE NOT AS SHITTY AS WE APPEAR!

Tracy Timothy xx

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