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LITTLE SO & SO"S !?X

LITTLE SO & SO"S !?X

IF..BABIES WERE BORN
AS SMALL.AS THIS!?
GIVING BIRTH WOULD 
BE A PIECE OF PISS !?
YOU,D HAVE LOADS!
OF KID,S ..WOULDNT YOU ??
IT WOULD BE NO 
WORSE , THAN A GOOD OLE POO!
YOU,D HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL!
THEY DONT DISAPPEAR .DOWN THE LOO!
BEFORE.THEY HAD CHANCE TO GROW!
INTO NAUGHTY..LITTLE SO & SO"S!
FROM THE SIZE OF .A POO!
IT WOULD BE GOOD .IF IT WERE TRUE!?
NO MORE LABOUR. & NO STRETCH MARKS!
IF.THEY WERE THE SIZE OF A POO!
RIGHT FROM THE VERY START!?
GIVING BIRTH .WOULD BE A BREEZE!
& BE AS EASY
AS HAVING A GOOD OLE FART!
& BE CAREFUL NOT TO SNEEZE!?X
OR..YA COULD LOOSE 2 0R 3!?

Tracy Timothy xx

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