" LONG NECKS...& COOL BECKS "!?X

" SITTING & CHILLING WITH SOME OF ME LONG NECKS !
WITH A NICE COOL SELECTION OF CIDER & BECKS 
BEATS LISTENING TO THE FEMALES PECK
SO WE THOUGHT , WHAT THE HECK ?
WE.LL HAVE A WELL EARNED STRETCH N FLEX
WE MAY EVEN WATCH OUR BOX SET OF..STAR TREK
& SINK A SHIT LOAD, OF CIDER & BECKS
& HOPEFULLY LATER, WE,LL BE GETTING SOME RAMPANT SEX?
THEN OUT CAME THE SEATS
THAT MADE IT ALL SO COMPLETE
& NOW WE CAN TAKE THE WEIGHT OFF OF OUR FEET
& ALL 3 OF US IN UNISON....SAID SWEET
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A TREAT
WITH OUR DESIGNER GLASSES, THAT WEVE HAD MADE
LAPPING UP LIFE, UNDER THE LEAFY SHADE
& USING THE MRS, AS THE PERFECT OLD MAID !
THO, IVE GOT A TOUCH OF B.O..AS ITS SO HOT
NOW I WISH I HAD OF SPRAYED, BUT FORGOT
DO I LOOK FUCK N BOTHERED ....NOT
PLEASE GET ME ANOTHER BEER LOVE
NOW OFF YA BLOODY TROT
& BE BLOODY QUICK, BEFORE I LOOSE THE BLEEDING PLOT
OR I,LL PASS OUT, COS ITS SO VERY HOT
ON SECOND THOUGHTS, BRING THE BLOODY LOT
& THE DEODORANT WHILE YA THERE
THAT I DAMN WELL FORGOT !"

Tracy Timothy xx