LOOK MUMMY, I,M A UNICORN !?X

"LOOK MUMMY I,M A UNICORN!
I,VE SEEN ONE OF THESE BEFORE
IN DADDYS STASH OF PORN !
I,VE BEEN WATCHING THEM WITH HIM 
SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN!
DADDY HAS , ALWAYS GOT THE HORN!
MUMMY DONT LOOK SO ALARMED
I AINT DOING ANY HARM?
I,M JUST BEING A UNICORN MUMMY
JUST IGNORE ME & CARRY ON PLAYING RUMMY
I DO APOLOGISE, NAN & AUNTIE MO
OR DID YOU KNOW, IT WAS A DILDO!?
COS YOU ALL LOOK AS IF YOUR GONNA BLOW!
I,M ONLY 5, WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW ?"

Tracy Timothy xx