Poem -

LOOK. NO HAND,S !?X

LOOK. NO HAND,S !?X

HOW DO YA LIKE , MY PARTY TRICK?
LIFTING UP THESE WEIGHT,S
WITH MY BIG MASSIVE PRICK!
AREN,T I ,A FUCK N CLEVER  DICK ?
ALL THE GIRL,S , THINK I,M WELL SIC!
IT LEAVES A DENT THO, IN MY DICK
BUT.EVERYONE LOVES MY PARTY TRICK!
I HAVE TO FACE THE WALL
COS, IT PLAYS HAVOC , WITH MY BALL,S
& IT,S SO FUCK N MASSIVE
IT DONT FIT IN ME SMALL,S!
SO GET A GOOD LOOK AT MY BUM !
AREN,T YOU THE LUCKY ONE !?
THAT,S MY DAILY COCK TRAINING DONE !
I,LL TAKE THIS STIFFEE WITH ME 
& GO & GET ME SOME FUN
WITH SOME LUCKY LADY
THAT CAN SEE TO MY DENT FOR ME !
& MASSAGE MY CLENCHED UP BUM !
 

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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