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LOVE ME...LOVE MY FARTS !?X

LOVE ME...LOVE MY FARTS !?X

COUPLES WHO FART TOGETHER, STAY TOGETHER
THROUGH ALL KINDS OF WINDY WEATHER
THEY DO NOT FEEL ANY GUILT !
DONT WORRY ABOUT BEING TRAPPED UNDER THE QUILT !?
THEY KNOW THAT GASES ARE RELEASED
COS THAT IS HOW WERE BUILT !
WHETHER IT IS SILENT ?
OR PRETTY DAMN VIOLENT?
WHETHER YOU DEALT IT OR SMELT IT ?
WHETHER IT WAS A GAS OR A SHIT ?
A VERY LOUD BLAST
VERY SLOW OR VERY FAST?
WHAT EVER THE SOUND !
IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE BROWN
IF YOU TRULY LOVE THEM?
THE SMELL SOON DOES PASS
& COUPLES WHO FART TOGETHER
DO SEEM TO ALWAYS LAST!
IT IS ALL SOON FORGOTTEN
EVEN IF IT WAS ROTTEN ?
& LEFT IN THE PAST
SOON BACK ONCE AGAIN
TO KISSING THEIR ARSE X
WILL ALWAYS STILL BE THEIR VALENTINE !
EVEN IF THEY BOTH ..FART ALL THE TIME ?
 

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Valerie Lynn

Hahaha Tracy!! I so needed to read this right now. Thank you for making me laugh!! You are too funny! The pic is so cute too!!

Val ♥️

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Tracy Timothy

JUST PUTTING ANOTHER TAKE ON THIS VALENTINES DAY PMSL X CUTE HEY 
GLAD IT MADE YA LAUGH VAL 

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Dear Tracy Timothy,

Thanks for making me to laugh like anything, really funny,

Regards

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Tracy Timothy

HAHA THANKS SO MUCH WILLIE  X JUST THE RESPONSE I HOPED FOR XX BLESS YA

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Tony Taylor

Hey Tracy!!.....still laughing!!........in the picture.........there's a phallic object standing there (in the foreground)........is that a "lit match" holder?.........just wondering (lol!).........this is hysterical...........smiles.............T  xx

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Tracy Timothy

hi Tony x i dont know what that object is ? ive only just noticed it x glad i made ya chuckle once more my friend x

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