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" LOYALTY IS ROYALTY !?" X

" LOYALTY IS ROYALTY !?" X

" BE VERY CAREFUL, WHEN LOOKING FOR 
YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR !!
AS HE COULD SPIT LIKE A WILD LAMAR
EVEN IF HE HAS ALL THE PATTER OF A CHARMER?
& BE PACKED TO THE BRIM, WITH BAD KARMA ?
& THRIVE ON CAUSING A FUCKING DRAMA ?
 YOU MAY END UP WITH A CUNT, IN TIN FOIL ?
THAT YOU WANNA LITERALLY DROWN IN BABY OIL
AS, IT WAS NEVER YOU , THAT HE SPOILED
& HIS ACTIONS ARE TAKING THEIR TOIL
HIS BEHAVIOR MAKES YA BLOOD BOIL
YOUR WISHING HE WAS 6 FEET, BELOW SOIL?
AS EVERYTHING THEY TRY, MAKES YA RECOIL!
NOT LOOK & ACT LIKE A GARGOYLE ?
ALL YOU WANTED WAS FOR THEM TO BE LOYAL?
HE MAY JUST BE OFF THE CUFF?
& UNDERNEATH HIS IMPRESSIVE ARMOUR 
HE IS SO BLOODY DOG ROUGH!
THINKS HE,S A HARD MAN & STUFF ?
NO KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR
WOULD ONLY BE INTERESTED IN YA FLUFF
SO STOP LOOKING GIRLS, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !
DO NOT SETTLE FOR JUST A BIT OF RUFF!
YOU WILL KNOW IT WHEN YOU FIND TRUE LOVE !
WHEN YA MEN DONT DO NONE OF THE ABOVE
SO DO NOT LISTEN TO ANY OF IT
IF HE,S ONLY WORTHY TO WIPE YA ARSE, WHEN YA SHIT ?
& IF ITS ONLY VERBAL DIARRHOEA, IS ALL HE CAN SPIT
SO BEFORE YOU GET STUCK WITH THE LITTLE SHIT ?
BE QUICK & GET , WELL FUCK N RID OF IT!"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Tracey...

Love your directness of men who are not who they say are...

GREAT ADVICE!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Tracy Timothy

HI CHILD... HAD A LIFE TIME OF THEM THATS WHY X GLAD YOU NOTICED LOL XX POOR MUMMY X
 

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