Poem -

" MADAME...COOLNESS !"?X

" MADAME...COOLNESS !"?X

" I,VE JUST BEEN GIVEN A TITLE 
BY TONY TAYLOR,... MR V.I.P !
HE THINKS THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE LITTLE OLD ME
HE MUST OF GUESSED I AM QUITE CRAZY ?
I NOW GO BY THE NAME OF MADAME COOL
SOUNDS LIKE I COULD BE RUNNING A BROTHEL ?
OR BE SOME KIND OF FREAKING FOOL!
I CAN ASSURE YOU IM NOT A PAID TART
JUST PRACTISING MY NEWLY DISCOVERED KIND OF ART
SO IM NOT ONLY MADAME COOLNESS
I AM ALSO MADAME SMART
EVEN IF IM A MIXED UP ECCENTRIC ESSEX TART
IM JUST A CRAZY, COOL GRANMA !
& WHO OCCASIONALLY  CAN ,GO A BIT FAR ?
BUT,I LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH..HA HA  !!
FILLED WITH FUN , LAUGHTER & FINESSE
& ONE WHO CAN NO LONGER CARE LESS
AS I AM NOW CROWNED..MADAME COOLNESS !
& ANOTHER POEM IS HOT OFF THE PRESS "

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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