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" MADE IN 1964 !"? ( 30 TH JUNE )

" MADE IN 1964 !"? ( 30 TH JUNE )

" ITS MY BLOODY BIRTHDAY AGAIN TODAY!
I JUST CANNOT KEEP THOSE YEARS AT BAY
51 OF THE FUCKERS TODAY.....
WELL OVER HALF A CENTURY, WELL ON MY WAY
BUT WILL PROBABLY, CAUSE SOME AFFRAY
DO NOT FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING TODAY!
I DO NOT WANT TO BE 51
BUT, THATS DOWN TO ME ME DAD & MUM !
BACK IN 1963  WHEN THEY HAD SOME FUN!
I,LL ENJOY GODS GIFT OF THE BEAUTIFUL WARM SUN!
& LATER I,LL PROBABLY FALL ON ME BUM
AFTER I,VE SUNK A FEW MORE THAN 1 
TO DROWN MY SORROWS, AT BEING 51 "!

Tracy Timothy xx

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Tracy Timothy

THANK YOU SO MUCH RICHARD X BIT PISSED RIGHT ABOUT NOW LOL X

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Curious Onlooker

Wow and I made a big deal out of turning 20, seems like I have much much more to learn, i hope you have a somewhat relaxing birthday birthday, yours was 5 days ahead of mine, don't drink too much now :)
Much love, CO

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Tracy Timothy

HEY CO X I DID NOT TAKE YOUR ADVICE X HAD WAY TO MANY ! YOU HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY TO X THANKS FOR READING & LIKING 

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