Poem -

Magnificent

Magnificent

If I could use
an Adjective
to describeΒ 
myself
the word
would
beΒ 
"Magnificent"

As a conversationalist
"Magnificent"

As a Friend
"Magnificent"

As a poet
My Ink is

"Magnificent"

As a Lover
(Oh Lord Jesus Yes)
"Magnificent"

To test my hypothesis
I posted on my facebook
to see if my friends
agreed with my
assessmentΒ 
The response
was 57 smiley faces
I am not sure though
why they chose
to use the "Laughing Smiley Icon"?

In order to getΒ 
further confirmation
I had a Psychiatrist
give her professional
opinion
The official diagnosis
wasΒ 
that I am a Narcissist!
Well this News
put joy toΒ 
my heart
because
being a brilliant
Scholar
I am well
aware
that the word
narcissist
is Latin
for
"Magnificent"

Β 

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