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MAGNIFICENT MABEL !?X

MAGNIFICENT MABEL !?X

I LOVE TO GO FOR A PINT WITH OUR MABEL!
HER BOOTIE, MAKES THE PERFECT TABLE!
IT FIT,S SO WELL, IN THE SMALL OF HER BACK
& IF I FANCY MORE THAN A PINT?
LIFT HER DRESS & THERE,S HER CRACK!
THERE IS ALSO HER SEXY ARSE TO SLAP!
WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE THAN THAT?
ALTHOUGH SHE DOES INSIST
THAT I USE, A CLEAN BEER MAT
I CANT SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
COLD BEER ON TAP & A RED HOT TWAT!
I AM A VERY LUCKY MAN 
INDEED...I DO KNOW THAT
BALANCING MY BEER IN THE SMALL OF HER BACK
MY VERY OWN MABEL
WHO MAKES THE PERFECT TABLE !
WITH PUSSY & ARSE & BEER ON TAP

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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