Poem -

" A MAJOR CONCERN "!?X

" A MAJOR CONCERN "!?X

" DARLING, IF I NEED A BLOODY TELESCOPE
THERE AINT WHAT ID CALL, MUCH HOPE!?
I HAVE SEEN, THICKER PIECES OF ROPE?
IF THATS ALL I,M GETTING.? I WILL NEVER COPE?
YOU,VE TEASED ME WITH THOSE LONG BALLONS
& IT,S ALMOST LIKE A BABY BABOONS ?
SO MUCH SO, I,M ON BLOODY ZOOM!
I,LL ONLY WANT THAT, ONCE IN A BLUE MOON!!
WHY THE FUCK, DID I MAKE YOU MY GROOM?
& NOW I,M STUCK IN THIS BRIDAL SUITE
WITH A BLOODY COCK LESS BRIDE GROOM, WITH NO MEAT!!
NO WONDER, YOU,HAVE BEEN SO DISCREET
I HAVE SEEN BIGGER, EARTH WORMS
LETS HOPE THAT YOU CANT PRODUCE SPERM?
COS THAT DEFINATLY WOULD MAKE ME SQUIRM!
& NOW I KNOW, WHY YOUR CALLED MR WORM
WHEN, WILL I EVER BLOODY LEARN?
BUT, THIS REALLY IS....A MAJOR CONCERN
I WONDER IF OUR MARRIAGE, CAN BE OVER TURNED?
IF YOU ARE NOT GOOD WITH YOUR TONGUE?
THIS MARRIAGE IS OBVIOUSLY OVER
& WE ARE MOST DEFINATLY DONE! 
& AS FAR AS INCHES GO, I NEED MORE THAN HALF OF 1
I WOULDN,T EVEN FEEL THAT IF IT WAS UP MY BUM!
& TAKE IT FROM ME ..THAT WORM WOULD NEVER MAKE ME CUM"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Hi Tracy,

Comedy within an extreme amount of humor

Regards

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

Reply
author
Tracy Timothy

BLESS YOU MY DEAREST WILLIE X GLAD I MADE YA LAUGH!

Reply
Poem -

" The Brightest Star...

" The Brightest Star In The Sky !"x

" 365, Painful days have passed, Since i lost my beautiful Mum !
I am no further forward, Not very...

Poem -

" Bollocks..To This !?...

" Bollocks..To This !?"

left..." It really is time for us, To stop talking bollocks !
We aint got a hope in hell, Of getting...

Poem -

" I Do Fear.. About...

" I Do Fear.. About Your Verbal Diarrhea !?"

" You have told me , So many dirty lies !!
That another shit-load, Is no surprise ?
Your...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

GOODY TWO SHOES

GOODY TWO SHOES

What did you learn today?

Where did you go?

Is everything alright?

Turn your Stereo...

Poem -

WHEN THE FINGER GOES DOWN

WHEN THE FINGER GOES DOWN

I prayed for you again and again...

I tried to show you that I care...

I asked for a moment...

Poem -

A SINATRA WANNABE

Modelled himself on Sinatra hopeful of success
Copied all his mannerisms the poise and finesse...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com