" A MAJOR CONCERN "!?X

" DARLING, IF I NEED A BLOODY TELESCOPE
THERE AINT WHAT ID CALL, MUCH HOPE!?
I HAVE SEEN, THICKER PIECES OF ROPE?
IF THATS ALL I,M GETTING.? I WILL NEVER COPE?
YOU,VE TEASED ME WITH THOSE LONG BALLONS
& IT,S ALMOST LIKE A BABY BABOONS ?
SO MUCH SO, I,M ON BLOODY ZOOM!
I,LL ONLY WANT THAT, ONCE IN A BLUE MOON!!
WHY THE FUCK, DID I MAKE YOU MY GROOM?
& NOW I,M STUCK IN THIS BRIDAL SUITE
WITH A BLOODY COCK LESS BRIDE GROOM, WITH NO MEAT!!
NO WONDER, YOU,HAVE BEEN SO DISCREET
I HAVE SEEN BIGGER, EARTH WORMS
LETS HOPE THAT YOU CANT PRODUCE SPERM?
COS THAT DEFINATLY WOULD MAKE ME SQUIRM!
& NOW I KNOW, WHY YOUR CALLED MR WORM
WHEN, WILL I EVER BLOODY LEARN?
BUT, THIS REALLY IS....A MAJOR CONCERN
I WONDER IF OUR MARRIAGE, CAN BE OVER TURNED?
IF YOU ARE NOT GOOD WITH YOUR TONGUE?
THIS MARRIAGE IS OBVIOUSLY OVER
& WE ARE MOST DEFINATLY DONE!
& AS FAR AS INCHES GO, I NEED MORE THAN HALF OF 1
I WOULDN,T EVEN FEEL THAT IF IT WAS UP MY BUM!
& TAKE IT FROM ME ..THAT WORM WOULD NEVER MAKE ME CUM"
Tracy Timothy xx
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Hi Tracy,
Comedy within an extreme amount of humor
Regards
WILLIAMSJI MAVELI
BLESS YOU MY DEAREST WILLIE X GLAD I MADE YA LAUGH!