Malibu Girl Seduces Brevity (Dblankportrait's brevity challenge)

Modelled himself on Sinatra hopeful of success
Copied all his mannerisms the poise and finesse...

which perpetrators most likely find quite funny

Super bastards and sons of bitches wantonly deceive...

Have you ever been so bored
that you actually find yourself miming
to the lion's roar...