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Man Named Sam

author
Tabi Porter
Man Named Sam

There once was a man named Sam

that like to eat some ham

til he grew really fat

then on couch he sat

with his wife named Pam.

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Nonsense
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Limerick
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Chris Adams's pictureChris Adams10011 years ago

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