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MAN,S ..BEST FRIEND!?x

MAN,S ..BEST FRIEND!?x

SO..I AM AT THE BOTTOM!?
OF YOUR VERY LONG LIST!?x
EVEN.THE DOG .COMES 1 ST!?
I,M GETTING..REALLY PISSED!?
IF..MY NAME GET,S ANY LOWER!?
ON.THAT LIST OF YOUR,S !?
I.LL RENT A DOG SUIT !?
& SIT ON YOUR LAP !?
& SCRATCH YA TA BIT,S!
WITH..ME PAW,S !!
LEAST..I MIGHT GET A STROKE !?
ITS BECOMING.. A BIT OF A JOKE !?
I COULD..SNEAK IN YOUR BED !?
& CUDDLE..UP WITH YOU INSTEAD !?
PERHAPS..IF I SHIT IN THE GARDEN !?
OTHER THAN .THE LOO !?
OR UNZIP..MY DISGUISE !?
& FRIGHTEN THE 
SHIT OUT OF YOU !?
A DOG .SHOULD BE !?
A ..MAN,S BEST FRIEND !?
AT..THE TOP OF YOUR LIST!?
NOT RIGHT..AT THE END !?
HAD..TO DRESS UP !?
& SHIT..IN THE GARDEN
TO GET YOUR ATTENTION !?
& GIVE..YOU A HARD ON !?
     BUT MISSED !!?
 WOOF XX WOOF XX

Tracy Timothyxx

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