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A MARKED MAN !?X

A MARKED MAN !?X

" OH GREAT, HERE COMES MY EX!
LOOKS LIKE..YOU REALLY ARE NEXT?
HERE COMES MARK THE SHARK
HE DONT LIKE ALL THIS FLIRTING LARK
IF HE THINKS YOUR HERE WITH ME ?
YOU WILL BE HIS DINNER & TEA
IF HE ASKS JUST PRETEND
THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME 
OR I,M JUST A FRIEND!
HE COULD JUST BE COMING TO SEE ME
HE GETS ENRAGED WITH JEALOUSY !"

" OH I DOUBT HE.LL SEE ME !
THROUGH ALL THE SHIT N WEE
COS MY BOWELS & BLADDER HAVE GONE
SO FINGERS CROSSED, HE,LL JUST SWIM ON!
& NOT BE ABLE TO SEE ME?
OR YOU.. THROUGH ALL THE BLOODY POO
& THAT,S THE LAST TIME, I,LL TALK TO YOU!"

Tracy Timothy xx

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