" Me and Santa"

I woke up on Christmas morning,

to find nothing under my tree,

then I went to the restroom to take a pee,

and found that Santa left me a fat sack of weed!

I rolled a joint or two,

and I could have sworn I had two poop,

but this Christmas morning,

Santa was still on my roof,

When I grabbed a ladder from the garage,

I found that Santa had been sabotaged,

he fell on his ass!

cause the weed had maid him see a mirage

I asked him some questions,

and next thing you know,

me and Santa was smoking,

the same stuff that maid him choke,

we were laughing and choking,

and I heard him say ho! ho! ho! ho!

cause the stuff that we were smoking,

was filled with holiday smoke.