MEET...THE PIMPSON,S!?X

MEET..THE PIMPSON,S!
THE FATHER..IS CALLED BONER!
& HIS LOVELY WIFE ..VADGE
& 3 KID,S ,,OF WHICH
THEY NOW ARE THE OWNER,S!
WITH FEATURE,S THAT ALL MATCH!
THEIR FIRST BORN SON. THEY HAD NAMED FART!
WHEN THEIR LITTLE,FAMILY DID START!
THEN CAME PISSA,NAMED BECAUSE
WE WERE PISSED
WHEN WE CONCEIVED HER!?
& LASTLY CAME SAGGIE!
COS BY THEN MY 
BALLS WERE VERY BAGGY!
THEY ALL HAVE GOT MAD HAIR!
BUT I AINT GOT ANY
GOING ON UP THERE!
THEY HAVE THEIR MOTHERS LOOKS!
BUT..HAVE THEIR FATHERS BRAIN,S!
BUT.WERE BETTER THAN THE SIMPSONS!
REMEMBER US. PIMPSON IS OUR NAME!
& WE,VE GOT A REPUTATION TO MAINTAIN!
& HAVEN,T YET , DISCOVERED FAME!
SO REMEMBER..IT,S A P NOT AN S!
THE SIMPSONS LACK STYLE & FINESSE
& VADGE"S HAIR EVEN PROVIDES A
HOME FOR SAGGIE,S BUDGIE TO NEST!
SO,,TAKE IT FROM ME!
THE PIMPSON,S..ARE REALLY THE BEST!
WE,D BEAT THE SIMPSON,S
AT ANY KIND OF TEST!?
ESPECIALY A BLOODY BEAUTY CONTEST
" THAT,S ENOUGH NOW BONER!
GIVE IT A REST!"
" COME TO VADGE. THERE,S A GOOD CHAP!
LET ME SIT UPON YOUR LAP!"
" YOUR SO MUCH BETTER THAN HOMER!"
" WHY THANK YOU VADGE & 
YOUR DYNAMITE COMPARED TO MADGE"!
" NOW LET ME SLIP YOU, SOME OF MY BONER!"
BEFORE WE RETURN.. TO OUR HOMER"!?X

Tracy Timothyxx