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MEN do rule the world

MEN do rule the world

Menu
Mended
Menopause
Mentor
Menard
Menstruation
Menstrual
Mention
Menace
Mental
Menthol
Menorah
Menfolk

AMEN
AbdoMEN
MoMENtum
ComMENt
ComMENsurate
HyMEN
AcuMENĀ 
SeMENĀ  ( HAHAHA )

Mandate
Management
Manageable
Manuscript
Manipulate
Manservant
Manicurist
Manhole
Manager

ComMANd
SnowMAN
HuMAN
ChairMAN
CongressMAN
CouncilMAN
woMAN

Here is a short list I compiled.
It took me a short while.
My brain obviously not as developed.
As thought and word were not enveloped.
I tried I tried.. I really did
But hit a snag.. who do I kid?
Notice the last word amungst the list.
Yes correct the woMAN,
I couldn't resist.
The simple fact of the matter is....
WO is ahead, we subsist
If it weren't for WO where would men be? Beating their chest, killing the beast.
WO is the balance between what is right and wrong.
WO is the reason men are strong.
So the next time someone says man rules the world.
Look in front of him, WO dances and swirls.
Without WO there'd always be war.
Pissing matches out Buckinghams door.
Without WO you wouldn't be here,Ā 
You see men! We've got the ovaries dear.
I'm sure WO is smart enough.
We'd only need a good few, though tough.
A meat market for WO to get their stuff.
So all you men, be distinct
Without WO, you'd be extinct

WOMAN RULE THE WORLD.
Ā 

* Boys don't get your manties in a bunch. Smile and laugh.

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