Mine Kempf As Imagined Writ By Shakespeare

the great bard and Elizabethan play wright
begetting complete dramaturgy
explaining fate hollowly airtight
succor starved, riddled smitten tattered

sir real body politik blight
under whelming enthusiasm
witnessed blank quarto copyright
more tragedy than comedy

visited mine biography to date
expressed as dearth decayed delight
devoid absent audience
hip...hip...hooray three chairs to excite

zero non-exhaustive effort
summoning stagecraft
imagining hardened faced spectators
muted nonexistent ovation,

sans anticlimactic action
superfluous stage fright,
thus retrospective stance taken
billeted envisioned anachronistic gunfight

signifying emotional crisis,
especially high anxiety pained height
incorporating mine every birthday
newly aged since

LIX January thirteenth orbitz insight
oppressive ominous gloomy glum
obscuring highland dale light
whereby substantial sole action

asper arrival of midnight
celestial curtain call enclosing
somber static theatrical night
hoop fully explaining deadening

copious heavy breathing
followed by extended lapses
of utter silence outright
spartan mise en scene absent agit props

nsync with holographic thespians
staid theatrics displaying plight
uneventful sleepy representation quite
leaving entire cast

(singular char actor his shun
of myself) remaining
soporific steadfastly right
lee measure for measure
much ado about nothing
hermetically sealed, NON GMO

vacuum packed no sight
worth seeing on the twelfth night
starkly barren aimless
padlocked mortal soul asylum
no, not even Romeo and Juliet
love's labor's lost passion

a comedy of errors, viz unbridled trothplight
mock king lear ring alls well that ends well
where me crushed psyche doth unite
with death vis a vis
as demise of Julius Caesar
et tu Brutus I in vite.