Poem -

Minger

Minger

When you're in love with a dutiful minger.. its hard..
when you're in love with a dutiful minger.. its harder than hard..
You just want to.. you just love to
Keep your baby at home..
When you're in love with a dutiful minger.. you can rest..
When your in love with a dutiful minger.. she's not the best..
everybody wants her. Everybody loves her. But not you because you're as thick as the come..
When your in love with a beautiful minger.. watch her eyes..
when you're in love with a beautiful minger.. You'll get a surprise..
One day she'll shock you
Fuckin well drop you and you'll be
Out on your own

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sparrowsong

Hello Pauline...

True Comedy...

Love it!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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pauline codd

I always hated that song.. Lol... Loved  the Silvia one.. And the operator says Forty cents more.. for the next three minutes.. Thanks

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