Minyak Cap Kapak

Axe brand medicated oil is a 'steal' for feel,
soothe your joints, they say that it's the real deal,
the magic elixir, fixer, so I put it on my tool,
for erectile dysfunction, God - what a bloody fool.

Nuff said - these magic potions don't always work,
not like 'Disprin,' even ideal for Abdul the Turk,
although my headache's gone, still rather flacid, 
probably not much change, no matter what I did.

I know that these subjects can be somewhat taboo,
but you can't pretend - sometimes you need an overview;
no problem in the old days, things would jump off the slide,
but a lack of inches could be a blow to your pride.

Perhaps I should just be content with what I've got,
but difficult when someone else is feeling hot.