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Monday's Men's Room Massacre

Monday's Men's Room Massacre

Starting week, with an empty cup of joy

Weekend hangover attached with that,

Avoid bombardment of questions

Ducking into a paper littered desk

Shortly, in wakening consciousness

Feeling pains of stomach punishment

From Friday, Saturday, and Sunday charades

Only the bathroom holds

My place of confession.

Behold it's Monday,

Men's room air smells of death

All things deposited inside have died

Now come out screaming

Luck be by side

If there's an open space for behind

Where then on I can commence to it's murder.

Beware.....to innocent relievers

That wander into there

When more than one

Killings have been committed

Remember we tried to keep it under wraps

Let us be in piece, mind your own business.

Give it ten, no make it twenty

For death lingers on

Never fear....the sins released

That brought relief, we left them here.

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Bradford

Hey Devon  this is very funny . The stench of death in the bathroom.  You had me laughing reading this write.  I have lived this with my ex and there were some funny moments.  Great write. I enjoyed this and can relate bro. Cheers rock 

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Devon La Porte

Who knows why this sick idea came to my mind that bathrooms probably smell worse on Mondays lol. Thanks for the laugh Rock, I was worried my tone would throw the reader off. I have some pretty bad massacres and my wife gets disgusted, at my mother in laws I have to go downstairs if I need to go number two lol. Much love and respect respect brother.

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Tony Taylor

Hey D!!........"Ya filthy animal!!" (LOL)...........definitely a porcelain, odorific, look into the true stench of poetic license ~ smiles............you're creative.........gotta hand it to you bro!..........thanx for the smiles.........later...........T xo

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Devon La Porte

Hey T, keep the change lol. I was telling Rock and Cherie I came up with a title and this just took a stinky life of it's own. Definitely was hoping to get some smiles and laughter when I posted this. Thanks for letting me know I put a smile on your face. Peace brother.

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Cleo Tomi Olajide

Hey Devon, lovely naughty nasty write. You got me laugh, this are the imaginations we keep in our heads, well written. I love this, Naughty but Nice. Great job.Cheers.

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Devon La Porte

Thank you Cleo lol. Have to remember to stay away from that place come Monday. Much love and respect to you.

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Lucas Lazar

I had to read the comments to understand that the poem is ironic, hahahahahahaha, there I leave my first impression of the writing.

If there is a news section which never decays and causing impact and feeling, without any doubt that section is The Black Chronicle. All countries have their light and his dark, and in that darkness are are committed a day after another torture and most abominable crimes against people and animals, from those frenzied masses that collectively massacred in Spain a bull, until those psychopaths of the Quran which wild massacred their victims in front of a TV camera , passing through that string of racist crimes, macho, sexist and hate that fill the news of the world, The Black Chronicle is linked to the history of humanity and of diseases of the mind.

Devon poem reflects it perfectly, ugly clouds us the mind and the heart, but as the song says...

"Hard that is really accurate, absolute but it is never sad, what does not support is another reading, or another version"

A greeting.

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Devon La Porte

Hello Lucas, how have you been? I try to avoid the news and especially that section of the paper, for its disurbing acts of lure hatred between men and or women. I know my title sounds bad but it is intended to be humorous as to why I threw everyone off who read it I just thought it had a great ring to it. You are truly a wise man Lucas and I agree with the way they kill thr bull in that old world tradition is cruel, im not a fan of that. Always enjoy your comments and stopping by my page. Have a great day Lucas.

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Devon La Porte

Lol, Thanks Hennis my friend. I came up with this title and thought it would be good to do a fun write with some humor with a bit of the new style ive been adapting to. It is great all these things you pointed out and how I was able to accomplish them was creating a scenario that all can relate by creating a sort of different humorous write which I really enjoyed writing. Glad you thought it was worthy enough to favorite. You brought a smile to my face with this comment. Much love and respect for you brother.

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Lucas Lazar

Humor and smile are possibly today more necessary that I also write poems and humor stories, ever, I am finishing a story staging an inquisitorial trial set in the 1950s, hahahahaha, worthy of Arthur Miller witch hunt.

A greeting.

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Devon La Porte

Lucas let me know when your done so u can Check it Out.

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