Poem -

Money

Money

I love
money

I have heard
It is the
Root
Of all
Evil

And
ThatĀ 
IT won'tĀ 
make you
Happy

Yet
From
a practical
sense
I would
Rather
Be in misery
With
An endless
Amount
Of dough
To spend
Then
Be Mr. Happy
Go Merry
And not
Have
A dollar
To my name

Let's
Get
Real
Money
IsĀ 
DANK

Being
Poor
Sucks

You can
Buy
Your
Way
Out of
trouble
Buy
Companionship
Buy
Comfort
and
Buy
One hellĀ 
Of a time

Can't do
this
Poor

Don'tĀ  fool
Yourself
Don't listen
To
The moral
Ethical
Idealists
Out there

Show meĀ 
The mother fuckin
Money......

Ā 

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Katina Woodruff...

I chuckled at the end. It was a strong ending, yet humorous also. Good work. I like the format of your poetry.Ā 

Favorite part:Ā 

I love
money

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