Poem -

MONKEY BUSINESS !?X

MONKEY BUSINESS !?X

IT,S REAL MONKEY BUSINESS!
PICKING OUT EACH OTHER,S NIT,S!
BUT THEY CAN GET IN THE BEST POSITIONS!
SO THEY CAN EAT EACH OTHERS BITS!
THEY CAN GET THEIR FEET
RIGHT UP.BEHIND THEIR EARS
GIVING FULL EXPOSURE TO THEIR REARS!
BETTER THAN PICKING PESKY NIT,S!
I WOULDN T CALL IT FILTHY!
I WISH I WAS A MONKEY!
THE LUCKY LITTLE SHITS!
THEY SIT ALL DAY & MASTURBATE
& GET A GOOD SEEING TOO
BY THEIR FAVOURITE PRIMATE
WHO CERTAINLY IS...
A FUCK N GOOD MATE!
OH!!!... WHATS A MONKEY TO DO !
" BLOODY GOOD ON YA MATE!"
I WISH .MY FEET..WOULD REACH MY GATE?
WHY DIDNT GOD GIVE ME?
THAT BLOODY AMAZING ABILITY
NOW.IT,S TOO FUCK N LATE!
I WISH I"D OF BEEN A PRIMATE!!!
COS THEIR LIFSTYLE.LOOK,S FUCK N GREAT!
 

Tracy Timothy xx

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