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More Than My Basset

More Than My Basset

Love pretty ladies, they sure turn my crank
They make me all squiggly to be perfectly frank
Love their assets
More than my basset
Woof, woof! Wish one would give my parts a yank

 

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Shelby H

ummm..... I'm all about expressing your feelings and sharing your thoughts but this piece is kind of disgusting.... As a woman, I feel like you are saying that you only like the woman you are speaking of because she has a nice looking body and you want to get in her pants or want her in yours. Maybe this website full of people who are trying express genuine emotions and meaningful art isn't the correct place to be expressing your sexual desires and views on the female body..... Just saying..

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Jack Ellison

Grinning from ear to ear, Miss Shelby... my humblest apologies dear friend!!! LOL

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Tony Taylor

Hey Captain JACK!!...I totally Love this......I know you ......and the humorous bent of your nature...... and the fact is I don't think you intended any offense here.... and as usual you brought a smile..... All women are beautiful in some way and should be admired for exactly what they are...... Beautiful souls .......and in this case the picture you chose IS an exceptionally beautiful example!!...... Don't tell me women don't turn their heads and objectify stunningly handsome men in precisely the same way....... anyway, sorry to ramble brother poet...... and thanx for the smiles!!......LOVE and ROCKETS!!.....T xo

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Jack Ellison

Phew!!! After the  lady's comment. above.. was ready to pack it all in! LOL Guess I made a bad choice eh!!! Thankfully your words made me smile again!!! As always... LOVE and ROCKETS!! Jacko!!! xo

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Wayne Stubbs

??????? love it Jack, I have to concur with Tony on this one a funny, witty, squiggly write! ?? 

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Jack Ellison

Kinda knew you'd see the humour in it... no harm meant!!! Just being a man... we're all alike eh!!! <grin>

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Wayne Stubbs

?it's all in the name of fun! ? I've just put a one up called, never grow up! you might find it interesting  ☮&? poet friend! ?

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sparrowsong

Hello Happy Jack...

I thought that's how you check to make sure they're still alive...

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Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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Jack Ellison

Guess I can put away these pills now! Phew... that was close!!! lol Love ya Jacko xxx

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