Poem -

Morning Joe

Morning Joe

All the shit
being digested
by me
with what I hear
From CNN, NBC and
drinking coffee
while watching
"Morning Joe"
I am debating
the need to wear diapers

At least then I
won't feel like
I am carrying
a load in my
pants

I am
hoping for
the time
in which
I will
be served
fresh
organic
information,
you know the
kind
that your able
to draw your
own conclusion
rather than
having
it already
Pre prepped
for you
Until then
I am keeping the tube off
when I get ready
for work

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

It's so ridiculous how the media feeds off the corruption for ratings...

I find all their warped thinking and talk very humorous and the way people get all worked up and how quickly they can make a sign and chant...

We know when they like something, it's a sign free day...

?????

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

Feathers

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GREG TUCKER THE...

thank you Feathers!  I just wrote Liberal Privilege.  I think you will enjoy it.  Please read if you get a chance.

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