A Most Amazing Derriere

As cleaning gals go, we've got the sweetest
She's cute little Erin by name
She possesses the most amazing derriere
Not that I've noticed, for shame!

Another of her clients that we know quite well
Alerted me to her fine attributes
On my own I'd never have paid any attention
My innocence is beyond repute

Okay I'm guilty, I HAVE sneaked a peek
To make sure she's doing a good job
I ogled her attributes for quite a long while
So embarrassed I'm such a slob

So next time she comes to our humble abode
I'll try not to stare at her bum
Coz if Cathie catches me all hell will break loose
It's the doghouse for me... duh, dum!