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MOTHERS PRIDE !?X

MOTHERS PRIDE !?X

IT HAS JUST RECENTLY TO MEĀ BEEN SAIDĀ 
THAT I AM THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD?
THEY WERE SO VERY IMPRESSED
BY WHAT, COMES OUT OF MY HEAD!
I TRY & ALWAYS USE MY LOAF
WHEN DESCRIBING , THE LATEST SLOUGH
WITH EVERY CAREFULLY CUT SLICEĀ 
SANDWICHED BETWEEN ALL THAT IS NICEĀ 
I MAY HAVEĀ A CRUSTY EXTERIOR
BUT, THAT DOESN,T MEAN I AM INFERIOR?
IF I AM BETTER THAN SLICED BREAD?
I COULD END UP WITH A BIG HEAD
BUT SO PROUDĀ THAT YOU HAVE ALL
RELATED TO ALL WHAT I HAVE SAID !
WHICH TO ME, IS THE BEST MOTHERS PRIDE
JUST FULL OF ALL GOOD THINGSĀ 
& SO VERY WHOLESOME INSIDEĀ 
IF YOU SQUEEZE ME I AM SO FRESH!
& NOT AT ALL SO SQUARE .....IN THE FLESH !

Tracy Timothy xx
Ā 

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Steve Green

So very clever, funny and saturated with creativity ;)

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