Poem -
Movin On Up
Excessive donations
will buy you
a cushy location
for your impending eternity..
Open your hearts and wallets
and give generously
to the Church of Me..
Once the check clears
I'll use my pious connections
to secure your eternal placement
in the gated upscale section of Heaven
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