Mr. Happy

Should get Cathie to take a picture
When I first get up in the morn
Bumping into walls, stubbing my toe
Mr. Happy looking quite forlorn

Twisted in a knot he needs to go badly
Seems like I'm gonna go blind
If he could talk instead of just spitting
He'd give me a piece of his mind

Felt real sorry for old Mr. Happy
He used to be a lively go getter
Now he just hangs and looks oh so sad
Sure feel like kissing him better

Now THAT would be quite amazing
I'd never be able to get back up
Hard to explain to my fellow workers
Sipping coffee through a straw from a my cup!