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MR & MRS BLAKE ( & THEIR PERSONALISED CAKE )

MR & MRS BLAKE ( & THEIR PERSONALISED CAKE )

WE,RE NOT SURE WHAT THE BAKER
MEANT ..BY THIS!!!
HE MUST OF HEARD
THAT WERE ALWAYS PISSED!
HE GOT THAT PART RIGHT
WE DRUNK SO MUCH THAT
WE BOTH MISSED MOST OF OUR NIGHT!
ONE MINUTE WE WERE ON THE DANCE FLOOR
THEN WE MUST OF HAD A FEW MORE"
THEY FOUND US UNDER THE WEDDING PRESENTS
SPRAWLED OUT & SLUMPED ON THE FLOOR!
" HEY MRS BLAKE.. WE,VE JUST FOUND SOME MORE!
& THERE,S PLENTY MORE IN THE CAKE
SO, I DOUBT I,LL CARRY YA THROUGH THE DOOR!
I LIKE IT DOWN HERE ON THE FLOOR!
"CHEERS TO US .MR & MRS BLAKE!"
& HERE,S TO MANY MORE
& THATS US LAYING ON OUR CAKEĀ 
& THIS IS US.. LAYING ON THE FLOOR
I THINK WE,D BETTER NOT,Ā 
HAVE ANY BLOODY MORE !!!......

Tracy Timothy xx

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