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MR & MRS TABBY !?X

MR & MRS TABBY !?X

WE,VE BOTH JUST SAID OUR VOW,S!
OUR PROMISES & OUR MIEOW,S!
WE ARE NOW MRĀ & MRS TABBY
& WERE BOTH VERY HAPPY!
"DONT ME HUBBY LOOK SEXY?
IN HIS TOP-HAT!?
HE TELL.S ME, I,AM THE SEXIEST CAT!
THAT HE EVER DID SHE!
THAT,S WHY, HE WANTED ,TO MARRY ME!
NOW WE,VE HAD THE CEREMONY!
WERE OFF ON OUR HONEY-MOON!
JUST Ā IN TIME TOO
COS OUR KITTEN,S WILL BE HERE SOON!
THEY WILL TAKE UP ALL OUR TIME!
SO LET,S MAKE THE MOST OF EACH OTHER
NOW THAT YOUR OFFICIALLY MINE !
COS THERE,S 5 ON THE WAY
& WE JUST WONT HAVE TIMEĀ 
ENJOY ME WHILE YOU CAN
& MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST FELINE
SO GET RID OF YOUR BEST MAN!
COS, WE AINT GOT MUCH MORE TIME !?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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