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MR & MRS TABBY !?X

MR & MRS TABBY !?X

WE,VE BOTH JUST SAID OUR VOW,S!
OUR PROMISES & OUR MIEOW,S!
WE ARE NOW MR & MRS TABBY
& WERE BOTH VERY HAPPY!
"DONT ME HUBBY LOOK SEXY?
IN HIS TOP-HAT!?
HE TELL.S ME, I,AM THE SEXIEST CAT!
THAT HE EVER DID SHE!
THAT,S WHY, HE WANTED ,TO MARRY ME!
NOW WE,VE HAD THE CEREMONY!
WERE OFF ON OUR HONEY-MOON!
JUST  IN TIME TOO
COS OUR KITTEN,S WILL BE HERE SOON!
THEY WILL TAKE UP ALL OUR TIME!
SO LET,S MAKE THE MOST OF EACH OTHER
NOW THAT YOUR OFFICIALLY MINE !
COS THERE,S 5 ON THE WAY
& WE JUST WONT HAVE TIME 
ENJOY ME WHILE YOU CAN
& MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST FELINE
SO GET RID OF YOUR BEST MAN!
COS, WE AINT GOT MUCH MORE TIME !?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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