Mr. Reginald Stinky

There's a little old elf in our bathroom
His name is Mr. Reginald Stinky
He's a very sweet accommodating soul
When you need T.P. for your winky

He stands there patiently holding his nose
Sometimes the smell gets atrocious
Especially when the little kiddies need to go
They get messy and quite malodorous

It's a service Mr. Reginald Stinky provides
For the betterment of the environment
'Cause the T.P. he issues is chemical free
It's the latest government requirement

So three cheers for Mr. Reginald Stinky
A hero we should salute and admire
For providing T.P. and enriching the world
As you leave the bathroom inspired