Mr. Shy Guy

Used to be a shy and retiring type
Back then but this is now
Like a Super Hero, I burst onto the scene
To share my extensive knowhow

People have never been able to stump me
I'm a master at solving stuff
Like Einstein's theory of relativity equation
That's easy, that really ain't tough

If I seriously decide to turn on the charm
Ladies will have a real hard time
Trying to resist, they'll be driven to infidelity
Not a problem, that's just fine

Before becoming this irresistible charmer
I was timid, retiring, and shy
If you can believe that wee tidbit my friends
Got some swampland you might like to buy

What's that you say, you think I'm joking
Can't imagine me retiring and shy
Just ask my Mom when you meet her in Heaven
I was the original Mr. Shy Guy

Used to be a shy and retiring type
Back then but this is now
Like a Super Hero, I burst onto the scene
To share my extensive knowhow