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MUMMY,S LITTLE HELPER !?X

MUMMY,S LITTLE HELPER !?X

HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR BABY!
& KEEP YA HOUSE , NICE N CLEAN!
ADD DUSTER,S TO HIS BABY- GRO
MORE EFFECTIVE THAN MR SHEEN!
POLISHING UP YOUR PARKEE  FLOORING!
YOUR BABY. WILL NEVER FIND IT BORING!
POLISHING & CLEANING, AS HE GOES
WITH HIS MUMMY,S LITTLE HELPER
CUSTOMISED BABY-GRO!
POLISHING THE FLOOR, WHERE EVER HE GOES!
KEEP.S THE LITTLE BUGGER OFF HIS TOES!
WITH DUSTER,S ATTACHED
TO ALL HIS BABY-GRO.S!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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