Murderer On The Run....

A murderer sentenced to life in prison
Escaped and went on the run
Broke into the house of a newlywed couple
Decided he'd have some sick fun!

A man and his wife both bound and gagged 
Were marched to the bedroom upstairs
The wife was thrown down onto the bed
The husband was tied to a chair!

Helpless, the husband watched in fear
As the murderer straddled his wife
He lent over menacingly, nuzzling her neck
The husband fearful for her life!!

His wife started to resist him
Violently shaking her head
The man whispered in her ear
Then suddenly jumped off the bed!

The murderer left the room
Giving the husband a glance
Who frantically shuffled over to his wife
To plead what was their only chance!

"Darling, I saw him kiss you
Please cooperate If he tries to have sex
Go along with anything he says
Or it could have an inciting affect!"

"Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag
"I'm so relieved you feel like that
He whispered in my ear, that YOU were cute
He's gone for some lube, and will be back!".......