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" Murtle...I Said Hold My Calls !?"

" Murtle...I Said Hold My Calls !?"

" Murtle, I said can you hold all of my calls !?
Not cup your hand around my balls ?
Your no good to me ,If ya cant hear fuck all !
& now we both feel , Like a couple of tools !
If you do not stop , Your husband i will call
If you do not let go of my testicalesĀ !
& i,ll leave it to you , To explain it all !
& now you know, That my penis is small !
Your dead lucky that i,m being so amicable ?
I still will have to make a few calls !
& to consider, If you can still work within these walls ?
But, Dont know if i can live with the embarrassment of it all ?
If you cannot keep your hands, Off of my genitals ?
It was top of the list, When you read the office rules!
Next thing , You,ll be after the generals ?
& we do not tolerate or employ such animals !
So pick up your P 45 on your way out now Murtle !
& do not tell a soul, That my cock is similar, to the head of a turtle !"

Tracy Timothy xx
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