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My Cupid Got A DUI

My Cupid Got A DUI

Apparentlyย 
I did notย 
get
a visit
from my
Cupid
Yesterday
becauseย 
he gotย 
a D.U.I.

At approximately
320 AM
this
morning
I received
a collect
call from
the San Diego
County Jail.

Mr. Cupid
informed
me
He had
an Arrow
for me
but
ย neededย 
some bail money
First...............

Be it being
the middle
of the night
I informed
him
I would have
to pass
on his
Offer...
I did however
wished him
well
and forewarned
him
to keep his
eyes out
for a big
burly guy
name "Jimmy"
in there
as I heard
Jimmyย  has
an
Unhealthy
Obsession
withย 
Angels....................

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

I can't believe he took the fall...

I saw him at the Bar...

So that he wasn't late, I gave him a straw...

I thought he made it fine...

It was my turn for Karaoke...

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He left these behind when you see him again, no message he knows where they came from...

?

Between you and me he better not mess with the sparrowsong any more...

Two can play that trick!!

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โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹Great fun write!

Thank you for sharing and thank you for the smiles...
โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹
Hugs...

sparrowsong

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GREG TUCKER THE...

Sparrowsong
I forgot with you having wings, you may frequent those sky scraper bars that Cupid goes to.ย  The Bartender should have taken his wings.ย  Feel sorry for the guy, heard may have to go to the Angel Disciplinary Committee over this.ย  Hopefully they will just send him to theย Angel'sย Recoveryย rehabilitation center.ย  LOL!!!!!

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author
sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

It wasn't that kind of Bar...

Everything is your own Risk...

Not responsible for missing items...

That's why he had to keep his wings...

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