Poem -
My Ghoul
Gravediggerβs daughter, a lovely ghoul,
Newly uprooted from graveyard pool
Teenage zombie, beauty queen,
Sells her daddy for pickled spleen
Hopelessly devoted to rank beau,
Aligned love-bites all in a row.
Never lose heart to a ghoul
Sheβll eat it fetidΒ a golden rule
Boneyard dining all the rage,
Cadavers taste best via little age.
Cleaning her teeth with femur bone,
Eagerly awaits passΓ© tombstone.
Marinated with formaldehyde
Preserve drippings lush inside
Gravediggerβs gourmet cherub
Just a warning, donβt sample grub.
Munchinβ ladyfingers, opposable thumbs
Browse plots for ripe little plums
Post on graves a neon plaque,
"Iβm not meant for a midnight snack!"
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Comments
PoeDarLisa,Β
You are awesome! Such a cool, fun, smart, spirited write. You scare me a little. LOL! But you're a wonderful writer, and friend.Β
Matthew.Β
Honestly I'm just a nice little ghoul...I mean girl, yeah I meant girl
You are really nice...perhaps a bit loopy(like a roller coaster at Six Flags!), but we like you that way.Β
You know, you're probably a riot at Halloween! I want to trick-or-treat with you, young lady. LOL.Β
Matthew.Β
I am horrible at Halloween, I overeat and feel bloated. The neighbors are still a little leary cause they can't find their kids Hansel and Gretel. The tasty kindercakes were delicious. I have always been an exceptional cook.Β
LOL!!(Lose Our Limbs).Β
You crack me up, young lady...remind me not to eat over your house, Ms. Lechter.Β
Matthew.Β Β
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Lots of fun to read. Loved every bit of it.
thank you Simon
PD .. just a couple of weeks ago here in my home town .. some 20 guy dug up a grave from 1890 or so.. they found him boiling up the bones .. he claimed he was gona eat them . This poem realy suits the situation lol great piece?
Thank you Edward
Your poems are the best! (LOL)
Thank you poetess sister!
Who else can be darker than The Darkly.
"Cadavers taste best via little age.
Cleaning her teeth with femur bone"
thank you Anthony
Hi Lisa, this is spooky! That is why you are Poetess Darkly..lol...Enjoyed it though...Well done!
thank you Rose