My Jiggling boobs

since maintaining a diet 
   of exercise heeding "yo dude" 
(you look like a lady)
the inner fitness maven against 
   the temptation of high caloric junk food 

and nightly snack king 
   on a flexible fitness routine, 
   this LIX aged body electric feels good
   these myopic eyes and 

   well-calibrated hands measure less dense hood- 
winking bosom, that if I feigned being 
   a "bared naked lady" - 
   as per this chest lewd

   city in reference to "man boobs" 
   that seemed to materialize overnight 
now appear to decrease as well 
   that unwanted "love handle, 

   this chap more inclined 
   tubby in a greater mood 
   to parade around 
   this noncrowded house shirtless 
   AND definitely NOT in public, 

   BUT no weigh Jose 
   would this generic guy go completely nude
cuz being self-consciousness of my physique 
   might prompt outsiders 

   to consider me a prude
and even during closed bedroom door 
   sexual exploits deter me tibia rude
fellow (with average go daddy long legs) 

   and my dangling dipstick  smallish 
   (concluding biology screwed)
a chap worthy tube he more endowed, 
   though gratitude proffered
   to same divine cosmic consciousness

but as the year's pile up appreciation 
   of functional faculties alter matts' at tee 'tude
accepting physical characteristics 
   more or less static hoe ping leave mass elf ya wood.