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"MY LOST PUPPY" !?X

"MY LOST PUPPY" !?X

"I HAVE NOT SEEN MY DOG 
FOR ALMOST A WHOLE WEEK !
AFTER ALL THAT I HAVE DONE FOR HIM 
HE,S GOT A BLOODY CHEEK 
I,VE CALLED HIM & CALLED HIM 
& BANGED HIS CHUM TIN !
BUT STILL NOT A BLOODY PEEP FROM HIM!?
OH HOW I WISH , HE COULD SPEAK!
HOPE HE AINT FALLEN IN THE DIRTY CREEK?
I HAVE SEARCHED HIGH & LOW 
& I DONT KNOW WHY HE,D CHOOSE TO GO?
HE WAS SPOILT ROTTEN WITH LUXURIES
ME NUMBERS AT THE ..BOTTOM
IF YOU FIND MY LOST PUPPY
WITH A BIG.. FAT REWARD FROM ME 
BEFORE I LOOSE MY SANITY
I KEEP HEARING A MUFFLED SOUND 
I HOPE HE,S NOT BANGED UP IN THE POUND?
SO FINGERS CROSSED, HE,S STILL AROUND ?
THERE IT IS AGAIN.. THAT MUFFLED SOUND !"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Tracy Timothy

SO GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU  X DID YA CHEER YA UP HONEY ? X

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