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My master and me 💕🐶

My master and me 💕🐶

I take my master out for a walk, she puts me on my lead

Coz if I didn’t intervene she would stay indoors and read

Tho she thinks it’s me she’s helping, this isn’t really the case

As I pull her around the local park giving her a little race

It’s not that she is lazy yet she doesn’t like the cold

I guess she’s no spring chicken, tho I’m not saying she is old

Exercise is good for her especially at her time of life

My master’s husband passed on two years ago, she was such a faithful wife

So first thing in the morning as soon as I awake, I jump onto her side of the bed and give her a little shake

I listen to her moans and groans and wait until she’s had a shower

Then she brushes her teeth, combs her hair and smells as fresh as a flower

After this regular routine and it’s exactly the same each day

I grab my lead from the clothes peg and we are on our way

My master likes to sit by the waterside whilst she throws bread crumbs to the ducks

Although she knows I’d like to share it, she gives me none that sucks

But it’s not because she’s greedy, she always says the ducks need it more

And to be fair I get my Doggy biscuits as soon as we get in the door

I really love my master and I know that she loves me

But  if I didn’t take her out for walkies then I’d never get a wee...

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Gwendoline

But  if I didn’t take her out for walkies then I’d never get a wee...

from the perspective of the dog 😂 I loved this. That last part made me chuckle hard ! I do love the humour you mix in. But also there is a beautiful message of just how important having a pet like a dog can be for someone. Beautiful reminder of the importance of companionship 🌻💛

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Jill Tait

Teehee awww A dog is a mans best friend ❤️❤️❤️🐶💕

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