Poem -

MY PARTY TRICK !?X

MY PARTY TRICK !?X

I,M A CRAZY FROG!
I LOVE TA
PLAY WITH MY KNOB!
IF..I PULL IT AS 
FAST AS THIS
I,VE DISCOVERED MY
LEFT EYE GOES WHIZZ!
TROUBLE IS..I DONT 
KNOW WHEN TA STOP
I, GET A BIT WORRIED
MY EYE MAY POP!?
IT,S MY PARTY TRICK
SPINNING MY EYE
WHILE YANKING MY DICK!
EXCUSE ME A MOMENT!
I,M COMING AT LAST
PERHAPS I WAS GOING
A BIT TOO FAST
THAT,S STOPPED THE SPINNING
IN MY EYE!
AS MY CUM TAKES
OFF INTO THE SKY
& NOW I,VE MADE MY
GIRL-FRIEND CRY!
SHE DONT UNDERSTAND
ME & I GUESS SHE,S 
GOT A POINT. WHEN I 
CANT EXPLAIN WHY!
MY CRAZY FROG PARTY TRICK!
WANKING & WOBBLING MY EYE!?
MAKES HER FEEL SICK !/X

Tracy Timothy xx

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