" My Poor Left Tit !?"

" I am sorry my darling, Mummy did forget !
As i was just deciding on what number to bet?
I knew you were hungry, I just totally forgot !
Did ya wipe ya own arse, When ya got off the pot !?
I cant come now honey, I will miss my slot !
So you will have to sort out ya own snot !
Mummy,s breast is always here for you to get
To save me getting off of the internet 
So go to Daddy, If ya leggings are wet ?
He.ll be watching porn , On his phone i bet ?
& working up , A bit of a sweat !?
I could live without the baby, But not my internet!
At least it dont constantly, Hang off me tit ?
BABE...She falls, asleep to Wallace & Gromit !
Leave a bowl by her bed, In case she does vomit ?
I will be with ya both in just a bit ?!
Her dummy,s on a string, For her to suck upon it
Makes sure her nappies on, In case she shits ?
& find some jarmies, That will fit !
& read her a story for a little bit
Before i have a total fuck n fit 
& one or both of you , May get hit ?
& give me some bleeding peace !!
For me & my poor left tit.........
As this is my one & only release..GET IT? !"

Tracy Timothy xx