Nasty nursery rhymes 🤣

That we tell our tiny tots yet little do they know,m

Coz when you listen to all of these short stories of old 

Every single one of them are tainted with spitefulness so cold

Like that Jack and Jill that went up the hill

When he fell down against his will

Or what about Humpty Dumpty well that wasn’t very nice

Haha don’t tell these tales to your toddlers if you heed my advice

Then there’s that Little bo peep who lost all her sheep again it is negativity,

Mind you she left them alone so hopefully each would come home but we will never know for certainty

 Huh and what about poor little Miss Muffet

All she did was to sit on her tuffet

But as soon as she pulled out her curds and whey

That long hairy spider and sat down beside her then it scared her stiff in dismay

Now don’t get me started about the Ring a ring o’ roses where all the little children fall on the ground

And from the second verse until the forth one there’s awful ashes that are abound 

They do say that particular nursery rhyme has descended from the great plague

But luckily kids haven’t a clue so it’s actual meaning to them is very vague

So although our ancient old nursey rhymes are jollied along by the song

Almost each and every one of these nonsenses are morally wrong 

But that does’t stop us from singing these bed time tales as our kiddies lie in their little beds

With all these vivid imaginations, before those dreams dance around in their tiny heads

Coz this is the stories that we got told when we were Oh so young

From our folks who are our offsprings Grandparents and with their very tongue

Nonsensical Nursey rhymes in rhymatical harmony